Me: (calling a long lost friend) Hey happy new year!
Other side: (Weird accent) Happy new year!
Me: Kaisa hai saale ?
Other side: (Still weird) Do I know you sir?
Me: bahut ho gaya nautanki
Other side: I don't understand your language
Me: Alright , ass****, stop f***ing around. You never called as well.
Other side: ----(profanities ensue)----
Me: (apologizing profusely) ---hang up---
Duno if it kept u wondering if u got ur frend's no. correct,but d guy on d other end wud sure remembr dis new year!!
Oh yeah, he was really pissed. He sounded like a Mexican initially, but later couldn't place his accent.
My new year definitely got off to a good start.